Fabricated discord since 2003. • A portmanteau of the words disturb and suburbia. • Stay perfectly still while we read your mind. • Who the hell is Distubia? • You’ve always known us, you just didn’t see it. • We’re the devil on your shoulder, the puppy born with one eye. • The static TV in an empty room. • Disturbia was created in the wake of several alien adductions, six tabs of acid, and that time we found Kurt Cobain’s ghost in our beer froth. • So what are you waiting for? Leave today. • Drop your pop culture, reverse your stereotypes and let’s get f**ked up. • Distubia aren’t turning heads, they’re rolling ‘em.